FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

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Statement by Principle Party Member Scott R. Alvarado, Concerning The Current Status of Relations
In orchestration with the recent events, it has become necessary for the official statement of policy concerning the relationship between the two identified principle parties; one Scott Alvarado, and one Erin Lemanski. The following finding of fact, has been stipulated to by the above cited parties;

On or about Friday, February 14th, 2003; the co-conspirators entered into a mutually agreed meeting, attended by an independent source; the contents of which, have not been fully disclosed, but the meeting was certified as lasting for multiple hours; the parties were then witnessed at Hillcrest Dining Service, at approximately 8 am, on Saturday, February 15th.

On or about Saturday, February 15th, 2003; the co-conspirators again entered into a private meeting, of which the location was moved several times throughout the night, and surveilance work performed by local authorites failed to locate the parties involved; until approximately 9am Sunday, February 16th; where again the individuals in question were positively identified at Hillcrest Dining Service.

Exact whereabouts on the following days from Monday, February 16th through Thursday, February 19th are unknown; the two parties were seen at multiple instances on each, ranging from public spaces, but more frequently the residence of Mr. Alvarado. They were again positively identified meeting undercover of darkness on strictly clandestine operations. At this point; we can only assume the individuals were in constant contact with each other durring this timespan. Begining with Friday, February 20th, the parties in question were spotted in view by various members of the local community, and several subsequent opinions and theories have been drawn concerning their partnership at this point in time.

Since that time, the parties have continued to meet in open areas, but also in seclusion; rarely in view of or accessible by other members of the local community. At one point, Mr. Alvarado, who fled on foot, was allegedly spotted in the Coralville municipal area, while Ms. Lemanski was spotted in public view at several locations in the downtown Iowa City area. As of this time, it is unknown to investigators what exactly has transpired, or what forced the pair into public view, and what forced them into opposite directions. The move baffled local investigators, and they endured a subsequent breakdown in communication and monitoring. It is likely that scrutiny of the investigation has in some respect tipped them off to the efforts of the local community; and has compromised the investigation. Again both members were seen in uncharacteristically public locations since this alleged partnership began, and the exact where abouts of Mr. Alvarado have yet to be determined, as have any motive identified for his brief dissappearnce. However Ms. Lemanski is able to provide witnesses attesting to her whereabouts on the night in question, but is not able to provide for a substantial period of time. However, both individuals were then accounted for at the residence of Mr. Alvarado from approximately 12:30am, until 3pm Saturday, February 22nd.

Since the begining of the investigation; little information has been divulged. No transcripts or evidence of the encounters remain; and both members have been particularly carefull in evading the known methods of observation by local investigatory persons. As of this time, no official reccomendations have been made; and no charges have been filled in conjunction with the events of this case. This does not however, rule out the possibility of the two members to be conspiring to act against the wishes of the proper jurisdictional personnel.

However, it is my duty to inform you members of the press, that an agreement has been reached between the two principle parties. As of this past weekend of February 22nd through the 23rd; the two parties have made some form of mutually agreeable decision. The details of this agreement are sketchy, and we are working our best to interpret the data we have been afforded. Even so, it does indeed appear correct that; the two above individuals are now to be considered one item for the purposes of futher knowledge. We ask members of the community to not, repeat, not, approach or accost these individuals as they are under no penalty of law; and do not remain primary suspects in our current investigation. The individuals have been upfront when dealing with local investigators, and we are certain that more information; as it becomes available will be proposed at the proper time.

Mr. Alvarado does offer the following words;

"Although I'm not quite sure whats going on; all that I can say is that for once in my life, I am actually happy to be in a mutually responsive relationship, and quite frankly could not think of a better person to spend time with. Knowing that my actions are likely to be held in high scrutiny, I would hope that various members of the public afford us some respect in this issue of most private matters, and allow us to continue on the pursuit of our happiness, in our own ways. The affairs of the heart are well documented; so read them... don't question ours. At this point in time I am very, very satisfied with the progression of and the current status of the relationship with Ms. Lemanski, and do very much adore her presence and respect her individuality in my own life."

----- [signed]
Scott R. Alvarado

This concludes the official statement. Members of the media may wish to stay; as we will field questions to the best of our abilities.

----- [signed]
General Counsel for Mr. Alvarado

----- [signed]
Acting Director, Universal Student Relations Watchdog Group

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STORY SOURCE: Universal Student Relations Watchdog Group, 2300 Quadrangle Hall, Iowa City, Iowa 52242.

MEDIA CONTACT: Acting Director of Media Relations, 319-335-0000, to arrange interviews with Mr. Alvarado after 1 p.m. today, Wednesday, Feb. 26.







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so, in short... if you cant understand that...

it is official, Erin and I are couple. and for the record, we have considered ourselves as such for an indefinite period of time preceeding this disclosure. for those of you that may be unsettled by this; i offer my condolances; but i assure you; both of us feel very strongly that this was the best course of action to undertake until we were ready to admit to ourselves what was going on. since doing that, i have, and she has, felt very comfortable with the status of our relationship. for those of you who may not approve of this... i have nothing to offer you. instead i only wish that you could see this as mature, and enlightened adults, and be happy for the happiness that two people share for each other; rather than in the selfish and needless harrasment and inappropriate meddlings into our affairs; as well as the juvenile extension of your thoughts as purposeful and spiteful actions. so in short... i am officially off the market; and couldnt be more happy to say it.

s.